Too cute not to share – thanks, Click. Some of you may not be old enough to relate but I’m sure you will laugh at those of us who are!!
GRINS and Truth ?........ Worth a repeat....
Subject: If my body were a car
This is just too funny - scary how true it is!!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it
in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .....
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see
things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator
leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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